Scarlet – Let’s see where were we…
JR – In the story or the book, Mommy?
Scarlet – The story..
JR – Oh well in that case we were at the part where everyone said I was completely and totally adorable. *cheese*
Scarlet – Are you sure?
JR – Yes and there was talk about me and Aurora. Who is Aurora, Mommy?
Scarlet – You’ll know soon enough. You ready to read together?
JR – You mean we weren’t?
Scarlet – I was reading.. you were preening.
*random seat shift later*
JR – Auntie Caroline.. I can’t see the book.
Scarlet – *continues to read*
Caroline – *talking to Angelique* Can you believe that show? They really need to stop leaving it on cliffhangers like that or no one is going to come back.
Angelique – Everyone is totally coming back and you know it.
JR – *internal: Okay maybe if I stretch my neck..*
Cassie – Hello.. old lady here. Can we change the channel or something? I’d rather die than watch another episode of whatever that was.
MacKenzie Chu – I totally agree.
Scarlet – *still reading on the other couch*
JR – *internal: Oh.. I see something! Why is Auntie Caroline’s chest so big? They’re like.. huge. I wonder if she’s sick. Is it cancer? Are they just swollen because she walked into something? I wonder what they feel like. Mommy’s aren’t that big. I wonder if she would let me cuddle with her. Oh! She caught me looking.. still struggle to see book pages. I don’t even know what this story is about anymore.*
JR – Haha! Come back from that one.
Heath – That was a really good move, Jax.
JR – Thank you!
Scarlet – Boys.
Heath – Haha! Now come back from that!
JR – Well played Daddy.. Well Played.
Scarlet – Can we be nice for a little bit? It’s three games.
Heath/JR – Where’s the fun in that?
Addy – You’re looking very pleased with yourself.
Aurora – Another fine day of school, I got that bully with a laxative and my homework is done.
Addy – So where are you headed off to?
Aurora – To tell Dino Dan, of course and to make sure that no one has touched any of my things in my personal clubhouse.
Addy – Okay if you’re sure.
Aurora – Of course I am. I wish to not be disturbed!
Cassie – You didn’t believe me when I said I would rather die than watch this show again.. happy now people? You’ve killed me.
Artie – It’s not that bad, Cass. C’mon get up.
Cassie – No.. no more Bieber.
Artie – *still watching TV* I don’t see what the big deal is..
Everyone else – *gasp*
Bridgette – Artie.. did they get a new uniform?
Artie – *snaps out of it* Hey.. You’re..
Reaper – Oh uhh.. *poof*
Artie – What about Cassie?!
Reuben Reaper – Umm.. I heard there’s a dead body?
Artie – *yep still watching tv* Hey dude.. yep right here. Take care of her will ya? She was almost my girlfriend.
Reuben – Bet your wives loved that.
MacKenzie – Why are you still watching this?
Artie – I don’t know.
Bridgette – It is kind of eye-catching.
Addy – Aurora you okay over here?
Aurora – Haiii -Yah!
Addy – Is that a yes?
Aurora – Yeah I’m good.. why?
Addy – No reason.. keep playing.
Reuben – So wait.. this gig is basically watching tv surrounded by women?
Artie – Right now it is.
Reuben – I have got to start one of these.
Artie – Hey.. Chat up the Boss. I might need a Pollinator again.
Reuben – My wife would kill me.. over and over and over again.
Artie – That’s what you get for marrying a banshee.
Artie – Now.. I know that Cassie kept up her end of the deal with the whole dying instead of watching thing. But you don’t have to follow. Okay?
MacKenzie – You really are stupid.
Artie – I get that a lot but no I’m actually quite smart.
MacKenzie – What do you want, red man?
Artie – Well I was kind of planning something but I was hoping you would…
Artie – See.. it would work.. If you could do that.
MacKenzie – It physically pains me to tell you that you’re right but fine but only because it something I want.
Artie – I know.. I’m irresistible.
MacKenzie – *grunts*
Rachebe – *dancing* Oh yeah. I did it. Oh yeah I did it.
Addy – Congratulations! What did you do exactly?
Rachebe – Thanks! Didn’t you notice? I’m the best smuggler ever and I got a new rocket.
Addy – Oooh new rocket. Yes very much congrats then.
Rachebe – Yeah and I have a plan..
Addy – This should be good.
Rachebe – What do you say, sweetheart?
Ash – *batting his lashes* Oh.. my. Of course!
Addy – It’s settled then but after Aurora and JR come back from school.
Rachebe – *still making lovey faces at Ash* Of course. Dynasty requirements and all that.
Ash – I can wait..
Addy – While you’re waiting.. go read some books. You know the kind that make it so little children don’t have to pee.
Rachebe – There is a bed in there.
Ash – I bet I can teleport first.
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