Addy – Artie! Leave Geoff alone.
Artie – Aww come on.. just wanted to say hi.
Addy – I thought you wanted to visit the vampire’s house.
Artie – Oh yea.. Bye Geoffelicia.
Addy – You make no sense.
Artie – Oh good I finally caught you at home.
Articulated Voice from Before – I had heard that you were making it easy on us. Starting the tradition of creating enemies. Thank you for taking some of the work out of finding you late..
Artie – Founders aren’t required to have enemies. I’m just enjoying the fun! Can’t you at least turn around?
Articulated Voice – Happy now. Let’s get this over with so I can get on with my day.
Artie – What’s wrong with your face? And I don’t like that you’re happy to see me. Maybe I should leave.
Articulated – Nothing is wrong with my face and when did you become a chi– AHHH!
Artie – Dude.. you’re floating.
Articulated – What is happening.. Oh it hurts..
Artie – Wow you just got ugly.. real fast. *snickers*
Articulated – I feel.. I feel.. Oh I’ll explore how this feels later *changes out of ugly dark form*
Addy – I think you just went full on vamp.
Articulated – Yes I do believe so.
Artie – That must suck. *snickers*
Articulated – Well… get on with it.
Artie – You’re taking the fun out of this. But maybe just maybe… *pounces*
*continues to fight by dragging the man around by his head*
Addy – Really could you hurry this up a bit, he’s burning.
Articulated – Next time maybe you won’t be so quick to try and fight a vampire.
Artie – *kind of choking and agrees just to be let go, falls to ground*
Articulated – Now if you’ll excuse me. I’m going inside.
Addy – Proud of yourself?
Artie – *dazed* Yeah uh huh.. sure.
Addy – It’s time for work. Snap out of it.
Artie – Yeah okay. Didn’t even complete the milestone. Going to have to fight someone else.
Addy – Maybe someone you’ll actually win against.
Artie – Maybe.. Oh look.. time to go.. Wheeee.
The Next Morning…
Artie – *evilly laughs* It’s all coming together so nicely.
Vivian – What’s that, dear?
Artie – My plan, of course. You know Vivian. When you’re done prepping lunch for the boys, why don’t we go upstairs to celebrate.
Vivian – Oh my.. Artie.
Artie – *off screen* Wow Vivian.. That was like the third time in a row. How you feeling?
Vivian – Whoo boy! I think I might have been overexerting myself a little with you.
Artie – I know how to make you feel better..
Vivian – Oh really? You sure you want to go again.
Artie – Don’t I look ready to go again?
Vivian – Mmmm-Mm. We should use this closet more often.
Artie – You’ve got to be kidding, why isn’t this working..
Vivian – What was that dear? I can’t hear over my panting..
Artie – Oh nothing.. c’mere.. *passionate kiss*
Vivian – *starts pushing him towards the closet again *
Artie – *begs for it to work this time..*
*FIREWORKS*
Vivian – *panting* Oh that certainly got the heart pumping..
Artie – *also panting* Yeah..It.. sure.. did.. How you feeling?
Vivian – *still panting* Actually.. it’s.. starting to hurt.. Artie.. Ohhh baby.
Artie – Finally…
Addy – So cold.
Artie – What? It took like 5 tries that is way more than usually required.
Vivian – I.. I think my heart is.. Do I have a pulse?
Artie – Not for much longer.
Artie – Goodbye Vivian. Thank you for playing..
Addy – I can’t even deal with you right now. I’m gonna go check on the other people in the house who have hearts.
Reaper Bob – Hey Artie.. I heard you were back on this side.. who’s the body and why do I see your drawers?
Artie – Oh hey Bob. Oh you know. Another day, another body, just killin’ their dreams..
Bob – That’s cold man.
Artie – Hey she enjoyed her last hours.. trust me.
Bob – Well I’ll see you later man.
Artie – Yep you know it. Say hi to the wife for me.
Bob – Of course, I’ll say hi to all of yours too.
Artie – Hey now.
Artie – *mourns for a moment*
Addy – Yeah totally not buying those crocodile tears. Besides you’re red, you look like you’re **ed off and crying all the time.
Addy – You’re looking extremely pleased with yourself.
Artie – Oh I am.. I really am.
Addy – You know tonight I swap over to the next house when you get home from work.
Artie – Yeah.. have fun while you’re gone. I know you’ll miss me. I’ll be over here.. being awesome.
Addy – Riiight.
Status Update!
Artie Grim – Founder
– Aspiration: Soulmate √
– Aspiration: Public Enemy (Only thing left: Level 8 Criminal)
– Aspiration: Mansion Baron (Only thing left: House Worth §350k)
– Career: Criminal – Level 5
– Skills: Vamp Lore 7, Fitness 2, Mischief 6, Handiness 2
– Parties: 0
– Rewards Traits: Carefree √ | Connections √ | Professional Slacker √ | Frugal (not yet)
Hidden Agenda: Not yet Complete.
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